Happy Valentine’s Day . . .

I got into a conversation with a Jamie Lynn Sigler doppelanger the other night about what it would take, what conditions I would need, for Sienna Miller to fall for me. I said all it would really take is some isolation, that in effect, Miller would like she me if she knew, but that in this crazy world there would be no real opportunity for her “get to know” me.

I told the girl that I would need an island somewhere, a bit of pot, some nice red wine, a few Vicodin and maybe a few grams of cocaine.

she replied: “If you want to slow things down you might not need the coke.”

Fair.

I also told the girl I was a “Jack Bauer Democrat,” which of course I’m not, but ths kind of wit (mixing politics with pop culture) really ‘em crazy.

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