Outside of the Maybach he supposedly drove Sienna back to her hotel in, what does Diddy have that I don’t? Huh?

Oh sweet Sienna, come home to Elias

Sorry for the hiatus. We had a little computer trouble over here, and some early signs of a quarter-life crisis have put my mind on other things in recent days.

Anyway, we’re back.

Elias

Squirrel meat, Hells Angels, coffee brandy and naked taser guns.

Good stuff.

New Jersey residents warned not to eat squirrel meat

Pretty much enough said on that one, but notice that there are different guidelines for children, pregnant women and men. Hopefully this will dissuade some squirrel-eating women not to have children.

Women beaten outside NYC […]

Is that right? XLI? I think so. Anyway, it’s the Wednesday before the Super Bowl and I’m having a bit of a problem getting up for the game. Very strange, but I’m sure I’ll be ready by Sunday. I’m having a real hard time picking against the Colts, who are giving 7 […]

So this story broke last week. A website called “insight.com,” published a story saying the Obama was raised as a muslim and had studied at a madrassa during his childhood in Indonesia. The story quoted anonymous sources in the Hillary camps. I first saw the story last Saturday in the New York Post, under the […]

Vick loves chronic

Hmmmmm. This story raises a few questions, but most importantly: Why can’t Michael Vick get the chron chron in Atlanta? We can assume that Vick flies on planes fairly often and that he has some vague sense that procedures have changed since Saddam Hussein knocked down the trade towers. right? […]

I’m thinking about Hillary now and I’ve gotten myself all worked up. It comes down to this: It does not matter how much voters who will not vote for a Democrat hate her. Fuck them. Show me the voter (voter, not the asshole at some convenient store who will be too high on meth to […]

Players now masturbate on the court . . .

and steal cakes

Kwame Brown was never been the same since Jordan called him a faggot.

Obviously this thing is heating up. Lately, I’m prone to getting drunk at dinners with parents and tellnig whatever old school outer-borough conservative types we are dining with that Hillary is electable. Its fun. I do it with Ivy League types too. Then I ask them to wrestle.

The real fun is going to be the […]

I celebrated Martin Luther King Day with the premier of season 2 of “The Hills,” the Laguna Beach spin-off starring Lauren “LC” Conrad. It was Monday night and coming off a good weekend I decided not to drink. But it was an occasion to bet. I put the over/under on the number of […]