Britney Spears and Paris Hilton arrive in Washington D.C. for a meeting of the Iraq Study Group. James Baker said afterwards that Spears and Hilton had “brought a lot of ideas to the table.”
“Things we hadn’t considered,” Baker said.
The Iraq Study Group is expected to release a report filled with ideas for how the […]
Upstairs, the bird is roasting and from the look of things there is plenty of pie to go around. I’ve spied a chocolate creme pie (my favorite) and apple.
Very low-key turkey day in New Jersey this year, just the immediate family and no travel. Also, i’m not viscously hung over which is new for […]
Africans forced to poison lions
I smell a celebrity adoption trend brewing here. And I’ll be fully behind this one. I also would like to take some bets on who the first celebrity to be eaten by their adopted lion will be. Seth Green? Emitt Smith?
Second Amendment Granny dies the way she always imagined
Wow. The […]
K-Fed denies existence of sex tape
This is right up there on the veracity-meter with the general manager or owner of a 3-7, under-achieving NFL team coming out in support of the head coach, giving him the dreaded “vote of confidence.”
Or the “I fell off my bike, or man that bastketball game was rough” response given […]
From time to time people contact Elias Martinelli seeking to use his writings to promote various ventures. Most are turned away. Occassionally, if they are a friend, or come with a reference from a friend, he hears them out. If the plea is worthy, business commences and this is one of those times.
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Jackie Chiles can’t be happy
This story about Michael Richards, aka Kramer, delivering a racist rant at a comedy club has gotten quite a bit of play this week and rightfully so. The clip, available everywere, is pretty savage. There are some hecklers and then all of the sudden, Jerry’s goofy, mooching neighbor starts dropping viscous […]
Lack of sleep, delusions foil submarine plans
A “homemade” submarine? A wooden submarine?
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11192006/news/regionalnews/morning_after_pills_are_plan_a_regionalnews_elizabeth_wolff.htm
I’ve gotten quite a few emails chastising for me for making “crass” jokes about the over-the-counter availablility of Plan B, aka the morning after pill. Well here is my vindication, courtesy of the New York Post. I can’t get the link to work, but paste it in for a good read.