Documents recently uncovered by Steampipe reveal that the Pentagon had planned to plant an atomic bomb in Iraq in order to bolster its case that Saddam Hussein posed an imminent threat to America’s national security. The memo, from Donald Rumsfeld, shows that the Pentagon considered dropping two nuclear bombs in Iraq, as American troops raced […]

Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kansas) announced today that he will push for the creation of private savings accounts for fetuses. Brownback, a staunch conservative and abortion opponent, said that President Bush should borrow whatever amount of money it takes to ensure that every fetus in every womb in America can begin saving for retirement.
President Bush […]

Testifying before a Congressional Committee today, boyishly handsome Senator John Edwards said he had injected John Kerry with steroids at least three times during the lead up to his emasculation at the hands of George Bush last November.
Edwards said that Kerry was desperate to invigorate his campaign and thought a “bit of roid rage” might […]

In a startling development, a spokesman for News Corporation, the media giant owned by Ruper Murdoch, announced the purchase of Martinelli Publishing and its recently launched on line magazine, steampipe.net. Details of the deal were not made public, but a source close to the negotiations, said that Murdoch had paid in excess of $3 million.